Archive for the ‘Scary’ Category

“Twas the Month Before Christmas”

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

A politically correct Christmas poem...sent by a friend. Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. See the PC Police had taken away The reason for Christmas—no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About shepherds and wise men and angels ...

My LG Dishwasher Is Having an Identity Crisis

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

We got a new dishwasher for Christmas (thanks Mom!) and I'm convinced it thinks it's an ice cream truck. Check out the video above to see what I'm talking about! The first time Kara heard it she thought I was playing Super Mario Brothers on my Nintendo. The Old: The ...

I Feel Like a Cannibal

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Today I had the strangest experience ever. My dentist decided I needed a root canal so I went to the endodontist to have the operation. They put a rubber dam around the tooth which was no fun because it covered my mouth, so my only breathing option was ...

Not Going to Cut It

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

It's kind of hard to play World of Warcraft when the packet loss is 19%! Ping statistics for 63.241.192.122: Packets: Sent = 1177, Received = 950, Lost = 227 (19% loss), Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds: Minimum = 61ms, Maximum = 478ms, Average = 69ms The ...

Quote of the Day

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

"My new favorite website is iPhoneDevCentral.org. I'm going to try my hardest ot learn iPhone programming and hopefully some up with at least on useful application ready to go by July 11th, 208. We'll see how that goes." ~Mark R. You think he was drunk? And the funniest part? Part ...

They’re Creepy and They’re Crawly

Friday, May 30th, 2008

I've found some interesting creatures around my house over the last year...enjoy! Black Widow Some Little Red Spider Ear Wig Mold Slug Another Little Red Spider No related posts.

Quote of the Day

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Chris B: I have a Bachelor of Fine Arts. Me being a programmer is like a tool-using ape building star ships. No related posts.

Note to Self

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

Me: Are you going to be late again tonight? Kara: No. Me: Good. What’s for dinner? Kara: *glare* ...bad idea. No related posts.

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Loren: I can’t wait till we get a Wii. David: I can’t wait to play with Jeremy’s Wii. Loren: Uhh…David. That didn’t sound right. David: Oh, then I can’t wait to play with Kara’s Wii…[pause]…uhh…that didn’t sound right either. No related posts.

Stupid Horde

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

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