I got to listen in to a hilarious game of 20 Questions today.
Derek: Do I eat it?
Jon: No.
Derek: Then how is it going to make my day?
Jesus loves you <3
Web services are the coolest technology I know of that ends up turning everyone off. I don’t know about you, but when I go to a lecture on Web services, invariably tons of acronyms come out, like Representational State Transfer (REST), Extensible Markup Language (XML), Remote Procedure Call (RPC), SOAP, and RSS. And then I start to nod off and dream about a land where free Krispy Kreme donuts grow on trees.
~Jack Herrington
Source: Zend Tutorials
It seems so appropriate after my recent bout with Time Warner’s customer service about the difference between megabits and megabytes that XKCD should publish this comic: