Archive for the ‘Health’ Category

I Feel Like a Cannibal

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Today I had the strangest experience ever. My dentist decided I needed a root canal so I went to the endodontist to have the operation. They put a rubber dam around the tooth which was no fun because it covered my mouth, so my only breathing option was ...

Why I’m Not a Weightlifter

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

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Chili!

Friday, April 25th, 2008

I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that was a wise move on my part. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented "You're definitely going to mess yourself" chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of ...

Wilford Brimley - The Beetis

Monday, February 11th, 2008

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Makes My Skin Crawl

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

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My Diet

Saturday, September 29th, 2007

Well I didn't quite come close to Tommy's 13 pounds gained when he went on his honeymoon, but I did manage to gain about 7 pounds when Kara and I went on ours on September 16th. Now it's time to diet. My goal weight is 175 pounds. You can ...