Archive for the ‘Quotes’ Category
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008
Web services are the coolest technology I know of that ends up turning everyone off. I don’t know about you, but when I go to a lecture on Web services, invariably tons of acronyms come out, like Representational State Transfer (REST), Extensible Markup Language (XML), Remote Procedure Call (RPC), SOAP, ...
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Thursday, May 22nd, 2008
Chris B: I have a Bachelor of Fine Arts. Me being a programmer is like a tool-using ape building star ships.
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Wednesday, May 21st, 2008
Me: Are you going to be late again tonight?
Kara: No.
Me: Good. What’s for dinner?
Kara: *glare*
...bad idea.
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Tuesday, May 13th, 2008
Loren: I can’t wait till we get a Wii.
David: I can’t wait to play with Jeremy’s Wii.
Loren: Uhh…David. That didn’t sound right.
David: Oh, then I can’t wait to play with Kara’s Wii…[pause]…uhh…that didn’t sound right either.
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Friday, April 25th, 2008
I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that was a wise move on my part. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented "You're definitely going to mess yourself" chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of ...
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Wednesday, April 16th, 2008
"Things turn out the best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out."
-- John Wooden
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Monday, March 24th, 2008
Mark R.: That's the thing about taking care of fish...you have to do water changes all the time.
Chris B.: Why would anybody ever get into a hobby like that?
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Monday, March 17th, 2008
I hate grammar.
~Josh F. - Copywriter
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Sunday, March 2nd, 2008
This is an awful movie. You pick the worst movies. Netflix should ban you. You have to admit, you haven't picked a good movie in months! You should not ever be able to pick movies ever! Don't listen to the ratings. Whatever movies have ...
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Monday, February 18th, 2008
Is that a poop?!
~Chris B.
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