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		<title>&#8220;Twas the Month Before Christmas&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.jeremyglover.com/blog/2009/11/19/twas-the-month-before-christmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:36:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A politically correct Christmas poem&#8230;sent by a friend. Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. See the PC Police had taken away The reason for Christmas&#8212;no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About shepherds and wise [...]


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<p>Twas the month before Christmas<br />
When all through our land,<br />
Not a Christian was praying<br />
Nor taking a stand.</p>
<p>See the PC Police had taken away<br />
The reason for Christmas&mdash;no one could say.<br />
The children were told by their schools not to sing,<br />
About shepherds and wise men and angels and things.</p>
<p>It might hurt people&#8217;s feelings, the teachers would say&mdash;<br />
December 25th is just a &#8220;holiday.&#8221;<br />
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit,<br />
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!</p>
<p>CDs from Madonna, an Xbox, and iPod,<br />
Something was changing, something quite odd!<br />
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanza<br />
In hopes to sell books by Franken &#038; Fonda.</p>
<p>As Targets were hanging their trees upside down<br />
At Lowe&#8217;s the word &#8220;Christmas&#8221; was nowhere to be found.<br />
At K-Mart and Staples and Penney&#8217;s and Sears,<br />
You won&#8217;t hear the word &#8220;Christmas&#8221;&mdash;it won&#8217;t touch your ears.</p>
<p>Inclusive, sensitive, di-ver-si-ty<br />
Are words that were used to intimidate me.<br />
Now Daschle, now Darden, now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen,<br />
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!</p>
<p>At the top of the Senate there arose such a clatter<br />
To eliminate Jesus in all public matter.<br />
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith,<br />
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace.</p>
<p>The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded,<br />
The Reason for the Season, stopped before it started.<br />
So as you celebrate &#8220;winter break&#8221; under your &#8220;dream tree,&#8221;<br />
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.</p>
<p>Choose your words carefully, choose what you say,<br />
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS&#8230;not Happy Holiday!</p>
<p>&#8211; Anonymous Author</p>


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		<title>Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton Open for Saturday Night Live</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<title>Politically Incorrect Santa Slang?</title>
		<link>http://www.jeremyglover.com/blog/2007/11/15/politically-incorrect-santa-slang/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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<p>I want to build an enormous prison for all of these easily offended people and throw them in it so they stop ruining life for the rest of us.  Ohh&#8230;and we won&#8217;t be paying taxes to fund this community; they will gather nuts and berries, hunt animals, and survive on their own.</p>


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		<title>Our Hard-Working Congress</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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