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		<title>My LG Dishwasher Is Having an Identity Crisis</title>
		<link>http://www.jeremyglover.com/blog/2009/01/18/my-lg-dishwasher-is-having-an-identity-crisis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We got a new dishwasher for Christmas (thanks Mom!) and I&#8217;m convinced it thinks it&#8217;s an ice cream truck. Check out the video above to see what I&#8217;m talking about! The first time Kara heard it she thought I was playing Super Mario Brothers on my Nintendo. The Old: The New: LG LDS4821 ($800) Related [...]


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<p>We got a new dishwasher for Christmas (thanks Mom!) and I&#8217;m convinced it thinks it&#8217;s an ice cream truck.  Check out the video above to see what I&#8217;m talking about!  The first time Kara heard it she thought I was playing Super Mario Brothers on my Nintendo.</p>
<p>The Old:<br />
<a href="http://www.jeremyglover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/img_1439.jpg" rel="lightbox"><img src="http://www.jeremyglover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/img_1439-300x225.jpg" alt="Old Dishwasher" title="Old Dishwasher" width="300" height="225" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-347" style="border:1px solid black;" /></a></p>
<p>The New: LG LDS4821 ($800)<br />
<a href="http://www.jeremyglover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/img_1445.jpg" rel="lightbox"><img src="http://www.jeremyglover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/img_1445-225x300.jpg" alt="LG Dishwasher - Closeup - Front" title="LG Dishwasher - Closeup - Front" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-348" style="border:1px solid black;" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.jeremyglover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/img_1447.jpg" rel="lightbox"><img src="http://www.jeremyglover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/img_1447-225x300.jpg" alt="LG Dishwasher - Closeup - Side" title="LG Dishwasher - Closeup - Side" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-349" style="border:1px solid black;" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.jeremyglover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/img_1448.jpg" rel="lightbox"><img src="http://www.jeremyglover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/img_1448-300x225.jpg" alt="LG Dishwasher - Distant - Side" title="LG Dishwasher - Distant - Side" width="300" height="225" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-350" style="border:1px solid black;" /></a></p>


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		<title>Quote of the Day</title>
		<link>http://www.jeremyglover.com/blog/2009/01/07/quote-of-the-day-28/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:37:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you were a cat, you would be more evil.<br />
~Jon W.</p>
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		<title>Finally: built-in idiot checking for YouTube comments!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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<p><a href="http://xkcd.com/481/">Source</a></p>


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		<title>Launchy is Cheeky</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was reading Life Hacker&#8217;s Best of the Best today and came across Launchy, a Windows application launcher, so I decided to check it out. I run NoScript at work for security purposes so I was greeted with the following image. And I quote: &#8220;This is where Ads would go, but you&#8217;ve got Javascript turned [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was reading <a href="http://lifehacker.com/5052582/best-of-the-best-the-hive-five-winners">Life Hacker&#8217;s Best of the Best</a> today and came across <a href="http://launchy.net/">Launchy</a>, a Windows application launcher, so I decided to check it out.  I run <a href="http://noscript.net/">NoScript</a> at work for security purposes so I was greeted with the following image.</p>
<p><a href='http://www.jeremyglover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/launchy-js-off-full.jpg' title='Launchy - JS Turned Off - Full' rel="lightbox[275]"><img src='http://www.jeremyglover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/launchy-js-off-small.jpg' alt='Launchy - JS Turned Off - Small' border="0" /></a></p>
<p>And I quote: &#8220;This is where Ads would go, but you&#8217;ve got Javascript turned off &#8211; how sneaky of you. Very, very sneaky!&#8221;</p>


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		<title>Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton Open for Saturday Night Live</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<title>Quote of the Day</title>
		<link>http://www.jeremyglover.com/blog/2008/08/16/quote-of-the-day-26/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 01:45:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Me: Do I match?</p>
<p>Kara: Goodness no!  You look like you&#8217;re going to an old man running match.  So if that was your intention you hit it dead on.</p>


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		<title>Quote of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mark pointed out a question on the Adobe AIR forums that consisted of a guy asking whether or not Windows 98 would ever be supported. Our follow-up conversation is as follows: Jeremy: who uses windows 98 still? Jeremy: that&#8217;s 11 years old :p Mark R: PLENTY of people still use win 95 Mark R: but [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mark pointed out a question on the Adobe AIR forums that consisted of a guy asking whether or not Windows 98 would ever be supported.  Our follow-up conversation is as follows:</p>
<p>Jeremy: who uses windows 98 still?<br />
Jeremy: that&#8217;s 11 years old :p<br />
Mark R: PLENTY of people still use win 95<br />
Mark R: but most don&#8217;t have internet access<br />
Jeremy: &#8230;name one<br />
Mark R: virtually every school district in america</p>
<p>So you&#8217;re saying virtually every school district in America has no internet access and uses Windows 95?  Brilliant.</p>


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		<title>Quote of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mark R: I love it when you revert to &#8220;ethical Jeremy&#8221; every once in a while. No related posts.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mark R: I love it when you revert to &#8220;ethical Jeremy&#8221; every once in a while.</p>


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		<title>World of Warcraft 2.4.3 Patch Notes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Haris Pilton has launched a new line of bags and jewelry. Check her out in the World&#8217;s End Tavern!&#8221; [Source] Blizzard obviously has no fear of Paris Hilton&#8217;s lawyers. Then again, they went after Oprah Winfrey too! No related posts.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Haris Pilton has launched a new line of bags and jewelry.  Check her out in the World&#8217;s End Tavern!&#8221; [<a href="http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/patchnotes/">Source</a>]</p>
<p>Blizzard obviously has no fear of Paris Hilton&#8217;s lawyers.  Then again, <a href="http://www.jeremyglover.com/blog/2008/02/03/oprah-winfrey-wannabe/">they went after Oprah Winfrey too</a>!</p>


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		<title>You Poor Thing&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 03:42:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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<p>Now I know how Kara feels <img src='http://www.jeremyglover.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>


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